The Last Razor You'll Ever Buy
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BIRCH — Built To Last 40+ Years
RAVEN — The Dark Minimalist
GLACIER — The Premium Ice Edition
FJORD - The Classic Nordic
Your Razor Is Designed To Fail
They don't want you to buy once. They want you to buy forever.
- Dull quickly → Force replacement
- Clog easily → Reduce Performance
- Proprietary cartridges → Lock you in
- $4 each → Maximize profit
Planned obsolescence isn't a bug. It's their business model.
Nordic Glade is different:
- Built to last 40+ years
- Uses universal blades ($0.10 each)
- Lifetime warranty
- Zero planned failure
They don't want you to buy once. They want you to buy forever.
- Dull quickly → Force replacement
- Clog easily → Reduce Performance
Planned obsolescence isn't a bug. It's their business model.
Nordic Glade is different:
- Built to last 40+ years
- Uses universal blades ($0.10 each)
Why 5 Blades is a Scam.
Gillette's original patent expired in 1921. They couldn't charge premium prices anymore.
So they invented a gimmick: multi-blade cartridges.
2 blades. Then 3. Then 5. Now 7.
Nordic Glade
One precision blade. $79.99 once. Lasts 40+ years.
67% Less Irritation. Scientifically Proven.
Thermal imaging reveals what your skin already knows—Nordic Glade causes dramatically less irritation than multi-blade razors. Calmer skin from the very first stroke.
- Less tugging from stroke one
- No flexing or unpredictable drag
- Smoother skin, fewer passes
Nordic Glade causes dramatically less irritation than multi-blade razors. Calmer skin from the very first stroke.
Smooth, calm shaving you can feel — and see.
Experience a calm, controlled shave that glides cleanly without tugging or harsh pressure. Nordic Glade makes each stroke feel gentle and precise, delivering an even finish in fewer passes and with noticeably less irritation.
- Gentle stroke, no harsh pressure
- Clean glide with less irritation
- Soft, even results you can see instantly
- Gentle stroke, no harsh pressure
- Clean glide with less irritation
- Soft, even results you can see instantly
How It Works
Blade rigidity.
No tugging. No chatter. Just calm, predictable strokes.
- Most razors bend and pull — especially as they dull
- Nordic Glade keeps the blade firm
- No bending, flexing, or wobbling
No tugging. No chatter. Just calm, predictable strokes.
Blade Support.
Every stroke feels smooth and controlled.
- Thick or coarse hair usually makes blades bend and dig in
- Nordic Glade supports the entire cutting edge
- Eliminates blade bounce and harshness
Every stroke feels smooth and controlled.
Blade Control.
Precision, automatically. No pressure needed.
- Most razors lose angle accuracy once you apply force
- Nordic Glade maintains the perfect cutting angle
- Less pressure = fewer strokes = calmer skin
Precision, automatically. No pressure needed.
Bonus Points
Protects your skin, and your wallet.
Once you own Nordic Glade, blades cost only $2–3 per year. That’s cheaper than a single cartridge head.
Designed to last, not to upsell.
No subscriptions, plastic refills, or overpriced replacements — just long-term performance and lifetime value.
A smarter shave at a smarter price.
Smooth, irritation-free results without burning money on creams, aftershave products, or extra treatments.
